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Criminal mastery has long been a common theme on the silver screen, from The Italian Job and The Sting to Goodfellas and Snatch.

Even Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves made waves as the presidential pair of surf-loving swindlers in Point Break.

However, despite what Hollywood’s best efforts may have you believe, not all law-breakers boast the glamorised criminal intellect of Keyser Soze in real-life.

In fact, in the cold light of day, many criminals wind up looking far less like The Joker and far more like a bunch of clowns.

Witness the witless in action as we shine a searchlight on the hapless and the hopeless in this shameful rundown of stupid criminals.

Ocean’s 11 these are not…

 

stupid criminals

 

Stupid Criminals UK

The title of “World’s Dumbest Criminal” has been passed around more times than a herbal remedy in Snoop Dogg’s dressing room.

However, you don’t need to look far to find examples of illegal idiocy. In fact, there are plenty of examples within our very shores.

 

Phoning It In

Losing your mobile phone can be an annoying and, at times, distressing occurrence… especially if you do so while committing a house robbery.

One careless criminal did just that, leaving his mobile phone at the scene of the crime, complete with selfies as evidence.

Despite claiming his phone had been stolen when questioned, the presence of stolen goods in the suspect’s home proved otherwise.

Unfortunately for the 44-year-old thief, the phone wasn’t the only thing that was charged. He was later sentence to 160 hours of community service.

 

Every Little Helps

Anyone with an ounce of common sense will be well aware of the importance of a clean social media account.

Unfortunately, common sense isn’t always that common. Case in point: this 32-year-old man from Norfolk.

The sloppy criminal posted a Facebook update on his profile that simply read “Doing. Tesco. Over” with an accompanying picture of himself brandishing a blade.

Apparently possessing an unhealthy dislike for his local Tesco store, the careless criminal planned to raid the supermarket that evening.

However, the post gave the police a welcome heads up, allowing them to intercept the man in a supermarket sweep of their own just 15 minutes later.

The man was sentenced to four years in prison and presumably had his Club Card revoked for life.

 

Love at First Swipe

A thirsty Scottish shoplifter became a victim of love after opportunistically swiping a bottle of vodka from an off-license.

However, it wasn’t some quick-witted local hero that apprehended the Smirnoff-swiping swindler but something far more simple.

Prior to pocketing the bottle, the shoplifter had incredibly left his name and number with the cashier after asking her out on a date.

Following the monumental oversight, the police quite literally had his number and the careless culprit had earned himself a date with the law.

 

A Safe Bet

A bank manager with a gambling habit seems like the perfect storm for bad news. Unsurprisingly, that storm soon came to pass and didn’t go by unnoticed.

Having already pilfered £3m from private investors through a bogus investment scheme, the 58-year-old Halifax executive from South Wales went a step too far when he began dipping his fingers in the till or, more specifically, the safe.

Bringing his total swag to an even £10m, the Swansea man stole £7m from the bank’s safe, incredibly leaving behind a signed IOU in its place.

The outlandish stunt was inevitably discovered by stunned auditor’s and the ludicrous loan was repaid in the form of a 12-year jail sentence.

 

Goldilocked Up

A Lancashire couple were left stunned when they returned home from holiday to find an unexpected guest in their home – a sleeping burglar.

The retired pair from Leeds found the Polish thief asleep in their bed, presumably replenishing his energy after a tiring day on the rob.

Investigators found that the sleepy bandit had made himself quite at home, even washing his underwear and cooking during his stay.

The intruder even attempted to clean up after himself by doing the dishes. Unfortunately for him, those domestic duties weren’t enough to save him from the law.

 

Home Security with IDS

While the above examples of criminal idiocy may be astonishing in their stupidity, that’s not to say you should let your guard down and leave your home unprotected.

At IDS Security, we offer a wide variety of home security solutions to keep your property and its inhabitants safe.

From CCTV cameras to burglar alarms and everything in between, we can help you make your home as safe as houses.

 

For more information on home security solutions from IDS Security, why not drop us a line today? Call now on 029 20 753 251 or get in touch online by clicking the button below.

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Chwarae Teg Event

Chwarae Teg (Welsh for 'fair play') is a charity whose stated mission is "to help ensure that Women in Wales can enter the workplace, develop their skills and build rewarding careers". At the Virgin Money Lounge in the centre of Cardiff last night, Chwarae Teg launched their new 'FairPlay Employer Network' with an event that brought together representatives from numerous Welsh businesses, including IDS Security Systems Ltd.

As a woman-led company, we at IDS Security are very much aligned with what Chwarae Teg are working to achieve. Our Managing Director Julie Halton attended the FairPlay Employer Network event in Cardiff last night and found it to be an inspirational experience. The primary topic of focus for the evening was inclusive recruitment and how it can drive success when done correctly - guest speaker Ryan Cullen gave a very insightful talk on this subject, using his own employer DevOpsGroup as a real-life example of the benefits that can come from switching to a more inclusive recruitment policy.

This was the first of what promises to be a most enlightening series of Chwarae Teg business events, and we look forward to details of the next FairPlay Employer Network evening.

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IDS Job Vacancy

We are looking to hire a full-time administrator for IDS Security's head office at 16E Moy Road Industrial Centre, Moy Road, Taff's Well, Cardiff, CF15 7QR.

Duties include:

  • Input of information on the company’s database/CRM system
  • Arranging engineer visits
  • Dealing with telephone calls and enquiries
  • Maintenance of company records
  • Preparation of quotations
  • Management of maintenance contracts
  • Administration of quality system
  • Supporting operational and sales team
  • Undertaking any other administration as and when required

Personal attributes:

  • Excellent administration and organisation skills
  • Knowledge of computer systems, especially Microsoft 365
  • Excellent communication skills and an ability to work successfully under pressure
  • Demonstration of confidentiality
  • Accuracy and attention to detail – must be able to perform a variety of duties while adhering to deadlines and maintaining accuracy
  • Able to use initiative to complete set tasks in a busy, fast-paced environment
  • Working with people / team working – understanding of others, adapts to others, listens, consults and support plus the ability to work alone

Hours: 8.30am to 4.30pm, with half an hour for lunch

Salary: Dependent on experience, but in the region of £20,000 pa

To apply for this position, please send your CV to admin@ids-securityltd.co.uk or call 02920 753251.

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Win Amazon Voucher with IDS Security

Would you like to save some money on your next Amazon order? If so, you might just be in luck!

To celebrate our recent move to our new premises in Taff's Well, we at IDS Security are giving away a £20 Amazon eGift Voucher to one lucky winner this Friday.

Here's what to do if you'd like to be in with a chance of winning...

How to enter:

  • Follow @IDSFireSecurity on Twitter (you will need to create a Twitter account if you don't already have one).

  • Retweet the pinned competition tweet

  • Check back at on Friday 20 July to find out if you've won!

This giveaway will close at 2pm on Friday 20 July 2018, at which time we will select a winner at random and notify them via Twitter. Please note that this competition is open to UK entrants only.

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IDS Security Solutions

Here at IDS Security Systems Ltd, we aim to supply each and every client with a security solution that's tailored to their specific needs. No two premises are the same, and we don't believe it would be possible to meet the unique requirements of the companies and individuals we work with by selling the same off-the-shelf security package to all of them.

With that in mind, here's a rough guide to the process we follow to ensure that each and every customer gets the security solution that's right for them:

1. Your initial enquiry

The first thing you need to do is get in touch with the team here at IDS. You can do this via telephone or email, although it may be easiest to simply fill out the form on our Contact page - all we need is your name, a way to contact you, and a rough idea of what you need from us (e.g. CCTV cameras or a door entry system).

2. Visiting your site

Depending on what exactly you need from us, we may be able to provide a quotation based on your initial enquiry alone. However, if you require a slightly more complex security solution - or if you're not quite sure what exactly you need - then one of our trained and verified engineers will be happy to visit your premises in person. They will use their experience and their specialist knowledge to assess your site and its security requirements before recommending the best possible security solution for you.

3. Providing a quote

Once a decision has been made on what exactly you require, we will provide a detailed estimate on how much our services will cost. Our prices are extremely competitive, and so we think you'll be very satisfied with the quote you receive from us!

4. Installing your security system(s)

If you're happy with your quotation and you decide to give us the green light, we'll dispatch our experienced installation team to your premises to set up your new security system(s). Our engineers are verified by all of our suppliers, so rest assured that they know exactly what they're doing! Once installation is complete, we'll also make sure that you fully understand your new system and how to use it - of course, if you have any questions further down the line, you can reach us 24/7 by calling 029 20 753 251.

5. Monitoring and maintenance

If you wish, you can choose to sign up for an IDS Security maintenance contract - if you do so, we will monitor your system 24 hours a day, all year 'round, making sure that there are never any holes in your site's security. We will also carry out regular maintenance visits and, if necessary, quick repairs at any time of the day or night.

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